Read this somewhere.
The asshole wanted to be the leader of all the bodyparts. He said he was the most powerful and important body part of all. Naturally, the other body parts laughed at him. The legs, the eyes, the hands, the ears, the eyes... all tsk tsk-ed in disbelief as this asshole ranted and raved on and on as why he was the almighty surpassing the brain. The asshole was not liked by most of the body parts because he was an obnoxious, loud mouth,...you get the picture. When he realized that the other body parts will not listen to him, he felt insulted and when on a strike. Well, the other body parts couldn't care less. However, by the 7th day of his strike, the other body parts began malfunctioning. The eyes began to water, the legs and arms grew weak, the muscles began to ache.. and all this while, the asshole was still on strike, sulking and pouting. The wise brain decided this has to end, he told the other body parts to bestow the asshole the honorary title of a leader. And so, the asshole was happy, stopped his sulking and things went back to normal. The moral of the story is, if there is, that there will be asshole amongst us who will spew crap. This loudmouth will think he is better than the rest. And chances are , he is the leader.
